D.O.T.D. June 3

  • Donna Sue Bynum was arrested on Friday for trying to rob an Orange County, Florida Bank of America. The 40 year old burst into the lobby with a shotgun and told police that 15 people that President Bush wanted her to rob the bank and was threatening to kill her. All of the hostages called 911 after they were herded into a vault. A SWAT team rushed the bank and forced Bynum to surrender.
  • Gianni Vigliotti has plead not guilty to driving under the influence of alcohol. The 17 year-old was stopped for swerving in and out of several lanes. Once pulled over she blew a .15, which is nearly twice the legal limit of .08. She told a Nassau County (NY) Police Officer, “I didn’t drink! I was kissing a boy who was drunk!” The police officer didn’t buy her excuse and found four full beer bottles under the passenger seat of her Volkswagen and an empty beer can in her purse. 
  • This is a true story from Orem, Utah about a woman (her name has been withheld to protect the dimwitted) who called police because she “became trapped in her own car.” The unnamed driver was stuck inside an SUV with a dead battery. The doors were locked and the windows rolled up. The trapped woman called the police, who arrived on the scene and tried to assist her with crude sign language at first. They had to communicate with her via cell phone instead. From there they instructed her how to physically unlock the door. One rescue member remarked (sarcastically) “I’m just glad her cell phone was fully charged and she could call for help. Otherwise, we might have found only her skeleton.”

Chris Kelly
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