D.O.T.D. August 4

  • Michael Wax gives funk a new meaning.  He is so stinky that he stanks!  The 440 pound NYC man was playing poker in the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa in Atlantic City for 17 staright hours.  It got so bad that other grossed-out gamblers began complaining about his body odor until finally casino officials asked him to leave.  He told them, "There's no question i sstink.  I'm not denying it.  I do have an odor.  I've been playing for 17 hours."  But Michael feels that he was mistreated.  When he asked for a free room to freshen up, the casinop manager refused.  Michael says that he is a frequent gambler at Borgata (at least he was) and has filed a complaint to determine if any state gambling laws or regulations were violated.  (Next time bring some baby wipes or some Axe, an extra stick of deodorant...something!)
  • In Bakersfield, CA, an unidentified woman is now facing charges that she counterfeited money and identification cards after her own 10 year-old son turned her in to authorities.  The boy gave sheriff's deputies phony money that his mother created and told them she also had a computer that makes fake IDs.  Afet obtaining a search warrant, deputies seized computer disks, scanners and printers.  (Me thinks someone didn't get the new Wii for his birthday)
  • In Moulton, AL, a dispute over cheap beer tuned very ugly.  64 year-old Gardy "Skip" Wilburn Dollar was accused of stabbing 37 year-old Mickey Joe Hill.  The two men had been drinking together when Dollar gave hill $10 and told him to go to the store for more.  Hill brought back only four cans of Natural Light, a low cost brand, and Dollar got mad that he didn't get more for his money.  Dollar said, "For $10 you could have gotten a half case.  Four cans of Natural Light only cost $3 or $4."  The victim them asked for one of the four beers and pushed the older man when he refused to hand him one.  Dollar then allegedly went to the kitchen, got a biog butcher knife and stabbed Hill.  Hill remained hospitalized witha wound to his lower abdomen but is expected to make a full recovery.  (You don't mess with a man and his beer, and then try to keep his change!)


Chris Kelly
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