D.O.T.D. August 13

  • In Batavia, NY, 45 year-old Timothy Cole did something amazing. He managed to get his ex-wife to marry him again. However, Timothy got into a quarrel with a guest at the reception following the wedding and someone called the police. Turns out the officers were very familiar with Tim from previous arrests and get this…they also realized that his bride (yes the ex-wife) still had an active restraining order against. He was arrested and charged with first-degree criminal contempt, which is a felony because he was too close to his bride. (Okay when they were making the wedding checklist, no one thought of this…wedding cake, check; license, check; wedding dress, check; restraining order dropped, oops we missed something)
  • In Burrillville, RI, Kevin Blais got more than he bargained for when he bought a used police cruiser at an auction. He was cleaning the 2004 Ford Crown Victoria when he noticed a cracked area on the one-piece molded seat assembly. When he removed the seat assembly to clean the floor, he found a plastic bag containing a substance that local police later confirmed was cocaine. The police were “apologetic” when they learned of the discovery.
  • In Jacksonville, FL, police recently arrested a really, really bad driver. Witnesses say the woman intentionally struck a bicyclist, took off her clothes and ran around the crash scene, then drove off in someone else’s vehicle.

Chris Kelly
7pm-Midnight